Damn.
I just spent a long time in the shower, shaving, getting all clean and beautiful with the intent to seduce the boyfriend as soon as he got home. He just called. To ask what we should serve the guests who are coming over to carve pumpkins. Damn. Well, by golly, now would be a good time to own a vibrator. But I don't. Guess I'll go jog or something. (yeah right)
Above, my Governator pumpkin I carved a few years back.
posted by Tampons and Ramen @ 2:49 PM
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