I'm at the grocery store, among other things, I'm purchasing maxi-pads. I'm checking out, and the register is spitting out ads in addition to my receipt. I look at the coupon the register has assigned me. It says,
"May we suggest Always Maxi Pads with new clean wipes?"
Ahem!
What are you suggesting?!
Tampons and Ramen
Sunday, February 11, 2007
Thursday, February 01, 2007

I was in Japan the summer after my freshman year in highschool. I was 15, and I remember my disgust at 30 year old Japanese women with Hello Kitty purses and accessories. I associated Hello Kitty with preschool girls. I was 15. My favorite magazine was Vogue. I was all about chic sophistication, or at least dreaming about it.
Fast forward many years later. I make fun of my boyfriend's ex girlfriend. She liked Pooh Bear. My boyfriend teases me. He says, "Want me to get you a pooh bear stuffed animal?" I roll my eyes.
So maybe its twisted kharma, but suddenly, I find myself at 40 suddenly liking Hello Kitty. Who is even more disgustingly cute than Pooh Bear! (I think the disgustingly cuteness is what repelled me originally) For Valentine's day, I requested the boyfriend buy me Hello Kitty pajamas. A couple months ago (I can't believe i'm admitting this) he bought me a Hello Kitty cell phone case. I told my boyfriend: I can't make fun of your ex anymore. She likes Pooh. I like Hello Kitty."
Boyfriend, he was supportive. He said,
"I was never down with Pooh. I'm down with Hello Kitty tho."
I gotta admit, hearing him say that brought a smile to my heart. Glad to know my boyfriend is down with hello kitty...
Fast forward many years later. I make fun of my boyfriend's ex girlfriend. She liked Pooh Bear. My boyfriend teases me. He says, "Want me to get you a pooh bear stuffed animal?" I roll my eyes.
So maybe its twisted kharma, but suddenly, I find myself at 40 suddenly liking Hello Kitty. Who is even more disgustingly cute than Pooh Bear! (I think the disgustingly cuteness is what repelled me originally) For Valentine's day, I requested the boyfriend buy me Hello Kitty pajamas. A couple months ago (I can't believe i'm admitting this) he bought me a Hello Kitty cell phone case. I told my boyfriend: I can't make fun of your ex anymore. She likes Pooh. I like Hello Kitty."
Boyfriend, he was supportive. He said,
"I was never down with Pooh. I'm down with Hello Kitty tho."
I gotta admit, hearing him say that brought a smile to my heart. Glad to know my boyfriend is down with hello kitty...
