Tampons and Ramen
Saturday, July 29, 2006
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Do you ever think things like this?
A big fat black fly is buzzing around you and it's bothering you, and it occurs to you that you have the power to kill it, but you think, "What if reincarnation really exists and it's my dead boyfriend who just wants to be close me," and if I swat it, I'll be killing him, and that would be cruel.
Do you ever think things like that?
I didn't think so either.
A big fat black fly is buzzing around you and it's bothering you, and it occurs to you that you have the power to kill it, but you think, "What if reincarnation really exists and it's my dead boyfriend who just wants to be close me," and if I swat it, I'll be killing him, and that would be cruel.
Do you ever think things like that?
I didn't think so either.
Sunday, July 23, 2006
I'm sorry I haven't been blogging much lately. Here's an email exerpt I sent someone. I thought it was kinda funny:
I made lunch for me and BF. Made veggie burgers and salad. BF normally makes the salad. I used bagged lettuce, frozen peas, mandarin orange segments, sliced almonds, and Paul Newmans low fat sesame asian dressing.
BF gave me props. He was all, "This salad is great! I didn't know you had this in you!"
I didn't tell him I just copied it from McDonalds. I'm pathetic. Sigh.
I made lunch for me and BF. Made veggie burgers and salad. BF normally makes the salad. I used bagged lettuce, frozen peas, mandarin orange segments, sliced almonds, and Paul Newmans low fat sesame asian dressing.
BF gave me props. He was all, "This salad is great! I didn't know you had this in you!"
I didn't tell him I just copied it from McDonalds. I'm pathetic. Sigh.
